13.09.10

at end of the world

Geez, I feel so bad. My nose is full of something that can only be described as toughest substance in the world. Each time I try to sip, an atomic bomb explodes in my neck. In general my condition can only be agony. Thats how bad I feel. I have the worst disease know to mankind - cold, it here from begining of human, and sadly it will be here till the very end. I am now sitting under 3 layers of blankets, watching TV,and drinking my 9 863rd Coldrex, and still feeling like a shit smashed at wall. Inhaling is as difficult as trying to understand nuclear physics in korian.
And this very own moment, I now understand what brings a men to its geniuses, why we are so above other species. And its lazyness. I sat down under ton of my blankets, i got warm and comfy there, and then I realized I have forgot remote control, and worse is yet to come, I saw it only few meters foward. So I build a stick form my socks and some books I found. So if we are were diligent, would we have cars, computers, televisions? No we all would live in a stone age. Lazy man thought a car, because he was too lazy to walk. And sofa, it didnt come up by itself. Someone was too lazy to stand. So all great thing come from a lazy mind. So dont worry if anyone says that you are lazy, hear it as a complmiment, because some day, some how, if you are lazy enough you may come up with a teleport.
Yet another misery have struck me, now after my 9 864th coldrex my nose seems to some sort of infinite fuel, it just keeps pushing iky stuff out, I hate that. In this day of my illness I have cut down more trees that a bloody tree cutter, I honestly have used over a billion napkins till this moment. I will not end this topic with something useful like a top tip, or a thing to wonder about, because I have sneezed all my brains out, and that explains why my head hurts somuch.If you see a zombie coming, don`t be scared, its probably me.

P.S. I know that it was supposed of me to RAGE today at someone, something. But I simply cant.

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